Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) on Netflix
Jesus Christ comes back to earth to fight vampires who move about in daylight and prey on the lesbians of Ottawa. A priest asks for his help, and Mary Magnum joins him.
- Netflix2.4/5
- IMDb4.9/104,933 votes
- Rotten Tomatoes80%
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Plot summary
Vampires who can walk in daylight are attacking the lesbians of Ottawa, and the priest Father Eustace decides that only Jesus Christ can stop them. Two priests are sent to a beach to tell Jesus what is happening. Three vampires, Maxine Shreck among them, kill the priests; Jesus turns the lake into holy water and destroys two of the attackers, and Maxine escapes. Jesus travels to Ottawa, gets a haircut, and gathers wood for stakes. Thirty atheists leap from a car to confront him, and he beats them back. Mary Magnum joins him as a partner in the fight.
Cast
- Phil Caracasas Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
- Murielle Varhelyias Maxine Shreck
- Maria Moultonas Mary Magnum
- Tim Devriesas Father Eustace
- Ian Driscollas Johnny Golgotha
- Josh Graceas Dr. Praetorious
- Tracy Lanceas Gloria Oddbottom
- Glen Jonesas Father Alban
- Mike Funkas Danny Sabbath
- Lucky Ronas Blind Jimmy Leper
- Jeff Moffetas Santos
- Ivan Freudas Narrator
