
Meet the Spartans (2008) on Netflix
Spartan king Leonidas trains his son until word comes that King Xerxes wants Sparta's submission. Leonidas kicks the messenger into a pit and gathers his army for war.
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Plot summary
Raised as a Spartan and drilled for the throne, Leonidas is sent into the wild, survives the winter, and returns as king wearing a penguin skin hat. He watches Margo dance, asks her to marry him, and years afterward trains his son. A Persian messenger, escorted by the politician Traitoro, brings King Xerxes' demand that Sparta submit. Leonidas throws the man and his guards into a pit and chooses war. The prophets and the Oracle tell him he will not come back alive. Of the soldiers who answer his call, only thirteen meet the requirements, among them Captain, Captain's son Sonio, and the slightly unfit Dilio, and they march to the narrow pass at Thermopylae, where the deformed Paris Hilton comes out to meet them.
Cast
Travis Van Winkleas Sonio
Sean Maguireas Leonidas
Carmen Electraas Queen Margo
Ken Davitianas Xerxes
Kevin Sorboas Captain
Diedrich Baderas Traitoro
Method Manas Persian Emissary
Ike Barinholtzas Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Lauren Walshas Pretty Girl
Tiffany Haddishas Urban Girl
Jareb Dauplaiseas Dilio
Phil Morrisas Messenger
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Jim Piddockas Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-a-Like
Nicole Parkeras Paula Abdul Look-a-Like / Britney Spears Look-a-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-a-Like / Hunchback Paris
Crista Flanaganas Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-a-Like
Hunter Claryas Leo Jr.
Emily Wilsonas Lindsay Lohan Look-a-Like
John Di Domenicoas Donald Trump Look-A-Like
Belinda Waymouthas Twiggy Look-A-Like
- Jesse Lewis IVas Ms. Jay Look-A-Like
Did you know?!Facts and trivia about Meet the Spartans (2008)
Can contain spoilers, watch the movie first.
- The film opened at number one at the US box office with $18,505,530 over its opening weekend, narrowly edging out fellow newcomer Rambo, which is briefly parodied in this film's credits.
- Five Golden Raspberry nominations followed on 21 January 2009: Worst Picture, jointly with Disaster Movie, plus Worst Supporting Actress for Electra, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel.
- The film's score by Christopher Lennertz was commended by Christian Clemmensen of Filmtracks.com, who considered it one of the biggest "guilty pleasures" of 2008.




















