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Three middle-age guards learn that their museum has sold a wing of art to a Danish museum. Each has a favorite in that collection, and none can imagine life without the peace and completion it brings. Though mere acquaintances, they plot a theft of the three pieces between the time they are packed and the time they're loaded onto a plane. First each must obtain a forgery; then, they have to smuggle the forgeries into the museum and find a way to make the switches. The heist is complicated by Roger's intrusive wife - he's promised her a trip to Florida for their anniversary - and George's proclivity for taking his clothes off when standing in front of the warrior statue he loves. —forgeryheiststatuesecurity guardveteran74 morePlot summaryAdd synopsisTaglinesThey're not bad guys. Just bad thieves.GenresComedyCrimeMotion Picture Rating (MPAA)Rated PG-13 for some strong language, nudity and brief fantasy violenceParents guide


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