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This gets 5 stars because I was looking for a film so comically bad it becomes a work of art. Aside from a premise involving Santa being a reformed pirate and hilariously awful animation that seems to try and get CGI characters to look and move like lumps of clay, the voice acting is shocking. There's a Dutch woman where the only research into her character comes from 'Austin Powers: Goldmember' and Dutch people apparently being obsessed with strudel (maybe she was German, the accent was that awful), a stereotypic black elf who raps and apparently comes from Detroit and then there's Santa himself, who sounds so much like Captain Haddock from The Adventures of Tintin that he actually says "Blistering barnacles!" at one point.
All in all, if you're looking for a film to pair with classics like Vampire's Kiss or The Room, this is for you. If not, go for Arthur Christmas or one of many other good Christmas films.
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Benjamin Weber
Terribly good, 10/10 would air on the SyFy network at 1:00am
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 4, 2016