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Tooken

Margaret Cho (Actor), Jenny McCarthy (Actor), John Asher (Director) Rated:
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Format: DVD
3.4 3.4 out of 5 stars 85 ratings
IMDb3.6/10.0
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Genre Comedy
Format NTSC, Multiple Formats, Widescreen
Contributor Margaret Cho, Akon, Lukas Haas, Reno Wilson, Jenny McCarthy, Laura-Leigh, Donnie Wahlberg, Lee Tergesen, Lauren Stamile, John Asher, Ethan Suplee, Joyce Bulifant See more
Language English
Runtime 1 hour and 20 minutes
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In this spoof film on the Taken action-film franchise, Bryan Mills (Lee Tergesen) is an ex-CIA agent now working as a mall security guard. He keeps finding his things are being taken from him--his wife, his dog...his daughter's virginity. With the help of his ex-CIA elderly mother, Bryan battles his nemesis BrownFinger (Margaret Cho) to free his family and a pound of dogs in danger of exploding.

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  • Aspect Ratio ‏ : ‎ 1.78:1
  • MPAA rating ‏ : ‎ R (Restricted)
  • Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 0.7 x 7.5 x 5.4 inches; 2.72 ounces
  • Item model number ‏ : ‎ 34143575
  • Director ‏ : ‎ John Asher
  • Media Format ‏ : ‎ NTSC, Multiple Formats, Widescreen
  • Run time ‏ : ‎ 1 hour and 20 minutes
  • Release date ‏ : ‎ July 7, 2015
  • Actors ‏ : ‎ Margaret Cho, Jenny McCarthy, Donnie Wahlberg, Lukas Haas, Ethan Suplee
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Studio ‏ : ‎ Tooken Film, Llc
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00W7AHJQO
  • Number of discs ‏ : ‎ 1
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.4 3.4 out of 5 stars 85 ratings

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3.4 out of 5 stars
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patrick
5.0 out of 5 stars Love this stupid movie
Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2020
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Not sure why people don’t like this movie.
It’s exactly as it was intended to be. It’s a parody and a hilarious one at that.
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Phil
4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty Prettay Good!
Reviewed in the United States on January 26, 2021
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Lots of silly jokes and gags. Only watch if you like to laugh. I'm not sure why there's so many bad reviews. It's obviously slapstick. Just enjoy it.
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Lexia Velez
1.0 out of 5 stars Technically a spoof
Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2024
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When I saw the commercial/trailer 500 years ago I thought it was stupid, when I rewatched trailer before watching more I thought it be a stupid spoof on the movie Taken. Then I saw the movie and thought wow, this is a really really dumb spoof of taken. It really looks like someone saw part of the trailer of Taken and made a script around what they remembered of the movie. Lines are used over and over again, it uses stupid jokes over and over. Really the only good thing about this movie besides it ending is the bloopers at the end and they are not that funny, after seeing over an hour of not funny it is great. Money lost his thumb, that was eh, lost his hand ok, that was okish, lost his forearm, that was dumb. Like instead of making a fun spoof of the movie Taken they made a Dumb Idiotic Spoof of the Trailer of Taken.

Really, it was fast enough you do not wonder very long if it is over yet, and it feels like there is a joke in the movie somewhere, just do not suspect to find it. Just watch something better like Blazing Saddles, Airplane or Space Balls, even if you watched them 100000 times you would have more fun then with this movie.
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R. Martocci
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fun, Irreverent Showcase For Great Talent
Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2018
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I love this movie! It's a great showcase for all the talent and just a fun vehicle to hang a bunch of jokes together! It could not be more fun to watch everyone's beautiful TV mom Joyce Bulifant in an irreverent comedy! Margaret Cho is hilarious. Lot's of silly fun.
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Peter Allen
2.0 out of 5 stars Not even a little bit funny
Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2024
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If you are a teenager who thinks you will live forever and have all the time in the world, then please watch this movie, if you value your time do not let it get tooken here.

I understand parody movies. I understand slapstick and crude humor. However, in my opinion, this movie is an uninspired, not funny mess.
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meh
5.0 out of 5 stars its a ridiculous comedy of taken...
Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2021
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it has Taken my funny box because I love it and kale yeah big chocolate! lol
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James Rhiddlehoover
4.0 out of 5 stars It's a good spoof film
Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2021
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It's a spoof film. It's supposed to make you face palm and laugh. This one does just that. It's on par with Meet the Spartans.
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freedom reader
1.0 out of 5 stars Really disappointing
Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2019
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I liked the Taken films, I've enjoyed Lee Tergesen's performances on various TV shows (usually as villains or good men who were weak in some way), and being a stickler for grammar, laughed out loud at the title. Seeing this film was a huge disappointment in every sense. The final "fight" scene is so awful I suspect Tergesen went through with it under threat of a breach of contract suit. Small wonder this went straight to video, but why it isn't an "Alan Smithee" film, I'll never know.
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robert
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Reviewed in Canada on December 8, 2015
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VERRY HAPPY THANKS !
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Bumba Red
3.0 out of 5 stars could have been better
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 21, 2015
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could have been better. but worth a watch.

My 13 year old watched taken after i viewed it first but this is Def not a movie for a youngster due to content. 16+
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Mark S.
2.0 out of 5 stars tries far too hard to be a proper parody movie ...
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 29, 2015
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tries far too hard to be a proper parody movie. a few knob gags can't make up for the lack of comedy.
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Skinbo
1.0 out of 5 stars Rubbish
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 11, 2016
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avoid this lame film
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